(Source: katara, via harrystylesfleshlight)

nubbsgalore:

photos by franz schumacher in strohgaeu, germany. (see also: previous storm posts

(via leigh57)

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

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skinnyy-fitt:

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

thank you I needed this I’ll be okay I’ll make it

skinnyy-fitt:

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

thank you I needed this I’ll be okay I’ll make it

(Source: onherway, via hatingyourbodywontmakeyouthin)

I.am. going. on. a. date. with. him. 

You guys have no idea how long it’s been… since the last one.

SCARED

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via alyssafit)

wetheurban:

ART: Remixing the Renaissance into Hilarious Gifs

Artist James Kerr creates incredibly weird gifs out of Renaissance art and it’s all pretty incredible. 

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carylbelgium:

adorablemelandmmfdaddicted:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!OMG OMG THE FEELSSSSSSSSS

Good Norman. That’s how you treat a lady!!!

carylbelgium:

adorablemelandmmfdaddicted:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!OMG OMG THE FEELSSSSSSSSS

Good Norman. That’s how you treat a lady!!!

 “This is God’s plan. He’ll take care of me. Always has.”

(Source: nosafezone, via imorca)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via epic-humor)

deadliftprincess:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

idk if herrfaust has seen this but erik ily

(via fitanne)

We fucking chatted for 3 hours. KK he’s into me (wtf), I cannot deal. with. my. body.and.emotions.right.now. 

I want to see him now, and I want him to fuck me all the way to nirvana and back. 

sorry, not sorry. I am at the highest point of frustration I can possibly reach.

He went to a one-day festival this afternoon. Just now he liked my profile picture. I guess that means I got into his head somehow…. (does it?)

Jesus, am I 13 or what? HELP. I literally haven’t had a serious crush in over 5 years. I think I’m having one. 

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